The U shall prevail

So, Nevin Shapiro fucked over thousands of investors in an elaborate Ponzi Scheme which amassed almost $1 billion, and will now spend the next 20 years in a white collar correctional facility being sodomized only if he so chooses. Which he probably will.

What a loser. Not only was he $35 billion short of the great Bernie Madoff, but on the road to relinquishing his rectum he has put the prestigious University of Miami under scrutiny. The NCAA is visiting the school now to conduct their investigation.

According to the Boston Herald, the NCAA defines an extra benefit (which is illegal) as "any special arrangement by an institutional employee or representative of the institution's athletics interest to provide a student-athlete (or a student-athlete's relative or friend) a benefit that is not generally provided to other students and their relatives and/or friends , or, is not expressly authorized by NCAA legislation."

Phew. That was close. This prick obviously had nothing to do with the university. He was just some outcast who used other peoples money to feel important. Maybe he's just pissed he didnt get any shine in ESPN's 30 for 30 about the U, which largely featured Miami bad boy Uncle Luke. Clearly the players still have a desire for yacths, ass and titties.

Im not saying he didnt give the players time on his yacht or lavish nights out. Actually I believe he did. He has documentation and I'm sure he can prove they all got head from some hot dominican stripper on the deck of his boat. So what? Just cause this guy wanted to masturbate to a bunch of football players doesn't mean the school was culpable in any way.

These jews and their ponzi schemes. These blacks and their insatiable thirst for pussy. These cape verdean bloggers and their egos. Makes me sick.

I hope the NCAA does the right thing. Nothing. Miami deserves a distraction free season so we can take back what is rightfully ours. The national title.